i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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