when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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