yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
