Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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