Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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