Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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