I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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