That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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