carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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