I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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