she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
where does the pee come out of this thing
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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