very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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