he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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