I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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