Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
4 words: hood of his car
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
