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I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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