similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
