UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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