I got chris browned last night
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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