Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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