I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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