420 ftw
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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