Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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