is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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