There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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