Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They took my balls.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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