Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
