It's Friday. Sex?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
how does that bad decision feel?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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