kristin has been a bad kristin
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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