I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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