she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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