i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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