I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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