Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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