Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
