bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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