one might say we're banned from that church
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just had sex on a roof
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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