This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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