I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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