When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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