If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
