Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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