I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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