Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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