Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
