Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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