Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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