Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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