i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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