This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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