well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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